Ester Bryand: read people's minds
Bettye Arre: Telepathy
Cortez Badolato: I'm thinking of a super powerfirst one to get it wins 10 pointsgood luck [its a hard one]
Shamika Schools: The prayers of the officers was hilarious my friend. I WOULD stand at attention to all of them, if i could keep a straight face now. Thanks and GOD BLESS!
Horace Escue: Funny! :P Sad really how people think plastic surgery is the answer, but we all return to dust don't we!? I observe that getting such cosmetic surgery tends to make you fake and downright ugly. It's not a good idea, the technology is still new our old? Then again. It has limits and people sadly don't know that! Good joke, sorry for the rant in response! :(
Roni Kurz: lol, only 1 person got them right, and one of the answers is only 1/2 right!
Horace Escue: yes
Carmina Stickney: the 1st riddle is a person from the harry potter movies/books.
Shad Bushweller: Funny!Cheers!:)
C! urtis Josef: no
Shad Bushweller: Funny and thanks for the points.
Joaquin Dronko: 1. mean2. Harry the potter
Pasquale Pollet: a hairy potter he loves potteryand unsure about the first one
Lynn Mctier: the ability to post a question on Y/Answers.I got that ability a long time ago.....
Margart Stimpert: Fighter PilotsQ: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?    A: He'll tell you.Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots    A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?    A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.======Shave and a haircut    A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.    The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think! I've been in a whorehouse!"    The chief turned to hi! s barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."=====The Prayers of Officers    One day, three O-6s were hiking together and unexpectedly came upon a wide, raging, biolent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.    The Air Force Colonel called out to God, praying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."POOF!    God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across. It did, however, take him more than an hour and he almost drowned a couple of times.    Seeing this, the Army Colonel played to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and tools to cross this river."POOF!    God gave him a rowboat and oars. He was able to row across but it still took almost an hour, it was very rough, and he almost capsized several times.    The Navy Captain saw how things worked out for the other two, so when he ! prayed to God, he said, "Pleae God, give me the strength, tools, and the intelligence to cross this river."POOF!    God turned him into a Marine Lance Corporal. He looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, and walked across the bridge.=====...Show more
Malcom Bourek: HAHAHA the last one was good.
Vida Miss: 1- cat2- potter
Pam Rampadarat: haha so true all the work done would have nmade her look like some sort of alien freak
Leontine Kreitz: LMAO......lol
Abel Adger: Good stuff.
Jerrod Guilfoil: HINT:u dont have to do anything phisically
Tillie Wynott: tom riddle a hairy potter he loves pottery
Inez Relihan: 1.tom cat.2.harry the pottery guy
Lizzette Wendroth: read minds, invisibility, x-ray vision or to start fires or an accident or something with your mind
Jen Maday: Someone sent this to me and I felt like this joke was something I would have said!!!! Actually, I could have been that wo! man!A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospita! l. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.Seeing God, she asked, " Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"God replied,"Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"...Show more
Ha Wolski: lol good ones :) !!!!!!
Loise Mausser: That's a new one, I like it! *star 4 u!
Ezekiel Kadner: 1. Tom Riddle2.Harry the Potter for pottery :)
Karey Dunken: lol...love them all....hahahaha....and here is mine:The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retiremen! t bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer! . The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' w! hich he did.The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. 'Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'The old Chief calmly replied, ' Vietnam .'...Show more
Monroe Rainey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!omg, they were all GREAThaha - jeeez my sides hurt :D
Chris Coggins: flying
Libby Berkovitch: All were GREAT thanks.specially Fighter Pilots,cuz i'm an ex-one.
Brice Greczkowski: ability to blow stuff up and/or start fires with your mind I was thinking about it and with the new clue this is even harder the only thing I could think of is Authority or wealth. Not really a super power but you could use it in defence, and enough of either gives you power that you can use without getting up or using telekinesis.
Sharie Sommerville: Awesome! Go Marines! Hoorah!
Erin Arron: Heard that one before i ever met you, now that I know you and you brought it to mind again, I shall always see YOU a! s that woman! Thanks!Always
Travis Colomb: fro...love the joke!! and yes, i could just hear you saying that!!=)
Voncile Slaubaugh: Nice!
Idell Dufort: Jordan: aww, :( did you see my other post? the harry potter answer is perfect
Marcia Cheathan: Number 1= Tom Cat!!!!!!Number 2= His name... obviously
Magda Vandergriend: The ability to see through things.
Gennie Shauer: 1. Tom Riddle2. Harry the potter
Darrel Stele: huh?
Conrad Puleio: Tom StrayMarine Biologist
Derrick Smsith: Ha! Guess I will give up trying to get on that Extreme Make-OVer show...not the Home Edition. LOL
Corrina Faro: Psychic powers
Serita Hefferon: funny joke! I just loved it! It gave me a good laugh!.....good job.....keep up the good jokes
Nia Monopoli: HINT #2:u dont really use ur mind to use it [i told u it was hard]
Cletus Makler: Ability to run as fast as a cheetah
Fritz Hawkey: Ability to read people's mind.
D! alila Yoon: peed in pants laughing.
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